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Nothing is so smiple that it can't get screwed up.
My reality check just bounced.
All hope abandon, ye who enter messages here.
If this were an actual tagline, it would be funny.
Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Halted!
It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit
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This tagline stolen by Silly Little Mail Reader!
I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it?
We all live in a yellow subroutine.
On a clear disk you can seek forever
All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
Back Up My Hard Drive? I Can't Find The Reverse Switch!
This tagline is umop apisdn
Taxes are not raised for the benefit of the taxed.
(Anything in parentheses can be ignored.)
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.
A .44 Magnum beats 4 Aces.
You can't win, you can't break even, you can't even quit.\
Easy does it, this was only a joke!
Confuse people, quote from the wrong message.
Don't start vast projects with half vast ideas.
Treat every day as your last, one day it might well be.
Lead me not into temptation, I can find the way myself.
I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on tape somewhere.
Sought through prayer and medication....(just a joke!)
When in doubt, press Ctrl-Alt-Del!
Computer Dating: Take your laptop out with you for dinner
When all else fails, read the docs.
When all else fails, just keep breathing.
I'm easy to please as long as I get my way.
New mail not found, start whine-pout sequence? (Y/N)
Misspelled? Impossible. My modem is error correcting.
Yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again.
I can turn off my modem, I can turn off my modem, I can't
What? An Order! I can't go through with it.
Powerless over alcohol, our wives had become unmanageable
Why should I add to my trouble by facing reality?
Reality is for people who can't handle drugs.
Don't drink and go to meetings!
File not found. Look under couch cushions? Y/N
Share our experience, strength and DOPE with each other.
Two can live as cheaply as one for half as long.
If you don't care where you are than you aren't lost.
All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy.
You are only young once but you can stay immature forever
Originality is the art of concealing your source.
No matter which way you ride it's uphill against the wind
Everything in Excess !
Drive defensively, buy a tank.
Dogs come when you call, cats have answering machines.
Blondes do not have more fun............
It's always darkest just before you step on the cat.
Go Cleveland !!
I don't need drugs, I have tie dyed T-shirts.
Is my modem supposed to smoke like that?
Big brother is watching...............
Easy Does It, can go a long way.
Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.
The more you run over a dead cat the flatter it gets!
This is as bad as it can get, but don't bet on it.
There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
One-seventh of your life is spent on Monday.
Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.
Indecision is the key to flexibility.
Happiness is merely the remission of pain.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
Sometimes too much to drink is not enough.
The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.
Careful application of terror is a form of communication.
Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
Friends may come and go but enemies accumulate.
I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
All things being equal, big people use more soap.
By the time you make ends meet, they move the ends.
People work for money, if you want loyalty, get a dog.
You can't win, you can't break even, you can't even quit.
Doesn't everyone have a mascot on their computer?
File not found. Should I fake it? Y/N
Keep your face to the sun and you will never see shadows.
Where's the beef????????
Preserve wildlife, pickle a squirrel.
Preserve nature, pickle a potato!
When your good, your good!
EVERYONE is weird, some of us are proud of it.
This tagline is shareware! To register, send me $20.00
Hmmm...what's this red button foNO CARRIER
Work harder, millions on welfare depend on it!
So this isn't home sweet home, ADJUST!
How do you insult somebody that doesn't care.
Mental floss prevents moral decay.
Do the voices in my head bother you too?
Bottle in Front of me or Frontal Lobotomy ?
No matter where you go, there you are.
You're never a loser until you quit trying.
Gun control means using two hands.
A penny for your thoughts, $20.00 to act it out!
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Life is uncertain, eat your dessert first.
1st rule of tinkering: Don't have any parts left over.
2nd rule of tinkering: If parts are left over, hide them.
Troulbeshooting: Solving problems with a Smith & Wesson.
Only those who attempt the absurd achieve the impossible.
My husband or my modem? Gee, I'll miss him!
Have you driven OVER a Ford lately?
I can walk on water, but I stagger on alcohol.
We'll while away the hours, smoking tops of flowers....
If your gonna spew, spew in here..........
.retupmoc siht edisni deppart ma I !pleH
Earth to Al, come in Al
God created men, Col. Colt made them equal.
He's not dead, he's existence challenged.
Here kitty, kitty, kitty..............
How can I miss you if you don't go away?
A system event? Wow! Can I get tickets?
Gun control means hitting what you were aiming at.
We ARE the militia!
No dear, you can't carry my Casull tonight!
Wreckless hell, I hit what I was aimin' at!
Cat's favorite game: "Ha, made you look!"
You and me against the world? Great! When do we attack?
Hollowpoints, when you care enough to send the very best!
I have become....comfortably numb.
What! An Order? I can't go through with it!
Taglines are seeds for Doctorate thesis.
At such times, us wise Kats retire to meditate.....
A life? Where can I download that?
Women and cats do as they like!
This tagline utterly lacks class but it is very cute!
Hey, Cinderella, does the shoe still fit you now?
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
SYSOP \'sis ap\ n: the person laughing as you type.
DO NOT ADJUST YOUR MIND - the fault is with reality.
Can you imagine conning eight cats into pulling a sled?
After a hard day, it is nice to come home to a warm cat.
Cat: An Uprogrammable Animal.
Cat Game #6: Fit into the smallest space possible.
Cat Scan - Looking for kitty.
Every dog has his day, but the nights belong to us Cats!
Network management is like herding cats.
Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.
Don't play stupid with me....I'm better at it!
I have morals. I just keep misplacing them.
Echo Mail is my life...Oh god, somebody shoot me!
Enjoy life, you will never get out alive.
I don't have a life, I have an offline mail reader.
To define reality is nothing other than pure hypothesis.
Prosperity begets friends; adversity proves them.
A friend double a man's joy and cuts his sorrow in half.
Read the instructions? I'm not that desperate yet.
I am not creating a disturbance, merely improving one.
Didn't I meet you in some other hallucination?
Some of us take longer to grow up than others.
This lonely tagline seeking a mate.
ASCII stupid question... Get a stupid ANSI.
Did you know that I'm naked right now?
Sometimes.....dead is better.
Fantasy is just reality that hasn't happened yet.
After a hard day, it is nice to come home to a warm Kat.
This messsage is basis for a Doctorate Thesis.
Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
An aquarium is an inter-active television for cats.
Large cats are a no-no, but a little pussy is fine.
Is throwing a cat out the window kitty litter?
Never trust a smiling Kat.
Taglines are like cats, you just think they are yours!
Flirting with the moderator is ALWAYS on-topic.
LSD consumes 47 times it weight in excess reality.
Reality is an illusion cause by lack of acid.
Altered reality is the only way to go through life.
You promised a drug-free America, where's our free drugs?
You can play with my mind if you let me play with yours..
The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
Welcome to my Nightmare!
The better a woman looks, the longer a man does.
Insanity is hereditary, you get it from your kids.
'i' before 'e', except in Budweiser
But Honey, I wouldn't be up as late on a faster machine!
What happens if you don't pay your gravity bill?
Here I a tizzy...all my favorite boards be busy
If there IS a god, he screwed up the Platypus pretty bad!